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All other men.

This guy probably had the best of intentions… but he loses all points in the delivery. “Get ready, because I’m marking you as mine. Your body is about to go to from wonderland to wasteland in...

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It’s over now.

A lot of attention is paid to pick-up lines. Particularly, bad pick-up lines. But attention should also be paid to “put-down” lines. There’s an art to letting someone down easy. And a tactless put-down...

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What are your thoughts on bondage?

When Things My Ex Said and Tinder collide… the results are exactly what you’d expect. Music to bondage? Seems like a reasonable segue to me. Isn’t the “getting to know you” stage grand? At least he got...

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Clearly don’t work together.

I’m having trouble following his logic. I suppose we can’t blame him for trying. Wait a minute. Yes, we can. Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote...

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Couldn’t be me.

Gag. Ohmigosh! As a matter of fact, it was! How’d you guess? You must read my mind. That’s because we are purrrrfect together. Best pickup line, ever! Here are my panties. Got a stupid ex? Want to see...

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